Monday, May 10, 2010

Why God Made Moms (according to Kaela and Graeson)

Why did God make mothers?
Kaela (age 8...and giggling through the entire interview): Ummmm (looking at the ceiling)...He wanted there to be more people in the world so mothers could have more babies
Graeson (age 5): So kids wouldn't just have a dad

How did God make mothers?
K: (more giggling) He makes you as a baby and then you grow up and be a mother
G: He made you out of caramel and crab because that's what you like

What ingredients are mothers made of?
K: Um blood, and skin, and hair, and bones
G: A heart and eyeballs (looking 2 inches from my eyes)

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
K: Because he thought me and you would go good together...(giggling) and so I could be the oldest
G: Because I'm already used to you

What kind of a little girl was your mom?
K: You liked to cook and you liked to help Nana
G: You liked to ride your bike because you were a fun girl

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
K: How old he was so you could know when his birthday is
G: To make sure he didn't do bad things

Why did your mom marry your dad?
K: Because you were in love (giggling, giggling, GIGGLING and hiding her face)
G: Because he always cooks good things

Who's the boss at your house?
K: Um mommy! Because she thinks she can make all the rules
G: Mommy is when Daddy's not here

What's the difference between moms and dads?
K: Moms have babies and dads don't
G: A mom doesn't have a mustache

What does your mom do in her spare time?
K: You take care of kids and you read
G: Have pedicures and massages

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
K: Make her not get me in trouble
G: If she didn't work and was always able to play with me

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
K: Um, hmmm, let's see.....(looking for the answer on the floor, and giggling)...that she'd stop saying she's 29
G: I wish you didn't have to have glasses to see

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